kanayasnipples:

eridan-ampwwhora:

interr0-bang:

kwehweh-tea:

glassofport:

mimibec:

shellywellybopbop:

baklavagina:

Michelle, The Soul Assassin 

mimibec, The Spiritual Sorcerer

Cassandra, The Beautiful Seer.

I find that horribly ironic, considering my name’s history..

Ian, The Diplomatic Alchemist.

Arin, The Hell’s Assassin.

Cassie, The Pragmatic Archer.

Emily, The Internet Guardian.

ye

john, The Pint-sized Banana. …what is this trying to imply? >:c

((Daniel, The Omniscient Rogue. well, i wouldn’t say omniscient… but close enough.))

pancakestein:

actual cannibal jake english.

einsteinonacid:

ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

wrexie:

HELP IT’S SO CUTE HE KEEPS IMITATING THE BOAT’S MOTOR AND OMG

why is this so funny?

colorfulrussianfireworks:

The only thing that bothered me while drawing this was that it was too beautiful 

she did an awesome job of capturing my essence in this picture. :B

2nd flash takes 10 minutes to get to 95% then freezes.

says screw it and watches a movie with gf.))

discoveringhomestuck:

walkinganddead:

YOU CAN’T FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK

So in case you were wondering, yes, this is what I do when I need to procrastinate.

A parody of the song “We Didn’t Start the Fire,” by Billy Joel.

This baby took up about half of my throats lifespan, so you better enjoy it.

Here are the lyrics:

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
Jade Harley, Dave Strider. They all play Sburb and end the world,

Harelquin, Nanna, Bro, Mom, Dad, Youth Roll,

Grandpa, Pester chum, Sweet Jeff and Hella Bro.

Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade, Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain,

Vagabond, Medicate, Renegade, consorts, and denizens,

Skaia, 413, Countdown to the Reckoning,

Derse and Prospit, Carapaces, Pogo Hammer, Sassacre,

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom.

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

True it’s quite outrageous but it’s so contagious.

Jasper’s secret, Davesprite, Casey, Mutti, doomed timelines,

Good dog, best friend, Jack causes many people’s end,

Black Queen, Nak Nak, stuffing corpses, shoosh pap,

Robot bunnies, midnight crew, hey coolkid is this you?  

Lil’ Cal, babies, ecto-biology, apple juice, Pupa Pan, Nick Cage, city of cans,
Doc scratch, SnOwman, I warned you bout dem stairs man,

God tiers, March drag, who even is this douchebag?

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom.

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

True it’s quite outrageous but it’s so contagious.

 
The explorer is Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta,

Terezi’s nuts, Karkat’s a crab, Gamzee’s got issues with his dad,
Equius, Feferi, Kanaya the vampire fashion queen,

She slices Eridan in half, and Vriska is a badass.   

Shipping charts, sick fires, all the irons in the fire,

Buckets, squiddles, angles, all the Lussi get culled,
Faygo, Recupercoons, Horrorterros kill you,

Troll Jegus, killer clown, mobius double reach around

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom.

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

True it’s quite outrageous but it’s so contagious.

Matesprits, Auspitice, Moirail, and Kismesis,

Betty Crocker, ICP, dead Daves are the enemy
Post scratch, Alpha-verse, Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk.

UU, princely tights, Guy Fieri is the anti-christ

Capchlogue Modus, and Strife specibus,

Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer,

Can’t outrun what’s already here  

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom.

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

True it’s quite outrageous but it’s so contagious.

Dream bubbles, Shenanigans, All who die come back again,

Tick tock break heads, honk honk, scary wolf heads,
Cue balls, magic dogs, the universe is a frog,

Felt mob and fairies, Lord English killed Hussie.  

Troll cops, Thresh prince, don’t screw with the Condesce,

Scale mates, rap wars, blowing up the tumor,

Zillyhoo, shaving cream, echeladder, science beam,

Cascade, Morse code, this fandom’s about to explode

You can’t fight the Homestuck

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom.

And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

True it’s quite outrageous but it’s so contagious.

You win the internet

krazzines:

queennubian:

agirloficeandfire:

andtherebyhangsatale:

OH MY GOD THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

<3

you gonna learn today!

Implying all Republicans are homophobic assholes and all Democrats are paragons of excellence.

I may have Republican views, but I don’t hate homosexuals.

Also, implying that all Christians hate homosexuals.

Before you start praising someone for making a shitty meme joke, maybe you should actually think about what the comic is saying.

((remember, Jesus told us to love everyone. he never said you had to think what they did was right. take the woman at the well for example- she was married and divorced numerous times, and was currently living with a man she was not wed to. Jesus pointed out her sin, but loved her anyway. then there’s also the adulterous woman who was about to be stoned to death. Jesus saved her from being killed then told her to “go and sin no more”. he loved, but did not condone sin. yes, you can do both at the same time!)) 

wants to respond to that post krazzines reblogged with 

this^^^^

mondaynightsky:

kitkatarjuaq:

moriesque:

caslocked:

moraniarty:

lynnyliz:

homosexualintellectual:

221b-bagend:

daddyspiderspud:

trillex:

text post

　

text

obligatory agreement with previous text

obligatory agreement with previous text

#beautiful tags

praise for the beautiful tags

disagreement with morals of original post

THIS

sarcastic remark about both sides of the argument

sarcastic remark about how the op was wrong the whole time and a casual save of the reaction image

stupidly long but well written post explaining a religious or political view concerning topic at hand.